Every now and then there are movies you see that make you want to rip your eyeballs out and eat them. Slackistan was that movie for me. I won’t make a funny analogy here or anything but it’s the worst movie I’ve ever seen. It’s like handing a camera to a bunch of guys and telling them to record what they do all day and then make it into a movie.
Slackistan has done one thing well though it’s made sure the minimum amount of Pakistanis actually get to see this movie because it’s that bad. It’s living off hype and that’s it. If you like Slackistan then you’re mentally not well. I fail to understand how anyone can like this movie so on with the comic review, I tried my best to make it funny but the movie was so bad I couldn’t use it’s gaping holes in logic to my advantage.
From the horrendous script that had lines like
Islamabad is more expensive than New York.
To the horrendous child like actors that acted like they were injected with a dose of polio before the movie so anyone expecting bol like humor I’m sorry it’s not that funny and that was just a one off movie with a one off comic strip.
So here’s the review and everyone involved with the movie I would suggest finding proper jobs. Your parent’s money will eventually run out one day and Slackistan won’t be covering for the bills.
(Ignore grammar errors too lazy to correct them.)
Last note as this is my site – If you liked Slackistan then please go fudge off to somewhere if you leave a comment and I reply you’re just going to embarrass yourself.