People love their pictures on Facebook. The thought that goes into their profile pictures is a lot. There’s a clear message they want to send out with every picture like “Hey I’m a slut who’s looking for random fobish guys to add” or “Hey Im taking my picture in the bathroom with a mobile camera in front of a mirror I don’t know why this has become a socially acceptable practice but I love doing it and I’ll get great comments” or my favorite “Hey I’m looking at the ceiling trying to give an impression I’m a philosophical scholar who’s about the shit a ton of ideas from his brain just wait and see”… These are the 4 most common Facebook profile pictures I get to see most commonly
1. The picture of a famous person they love -
I do this sometimes too but that’s only to declare my love for someone. (Cesc Fabregas, Henry, Shahid Afridi etc. Not chiknay larkay ffs.)
2. The Standing in Front of The Bathroom Mirror Mugshot -
This one annoys me the most. Why are YOU TAKING PICTURES IN THE BATHROOM? I don’t care about the mirror. But why the bathroom. Surely you have another room in the house with a mirror in it? Why the bathroom?
3. The Landscape Photo -
You know how someone goes to a beautiful place and takes pictures of it and then decides to ruin those pictures by getting themselves in the picture? Yea That photo. What is up with them? Just put the landscape photo up from google images why do you have to ruin it with your face? I’m just sayin if you want to show the landscape show that not your face if you want to show your face zoom in on your face and show it.
4. The Emo Photo -
5. The Guitar/Instrument Picture -
What better way to broadcast your talents by showing a picture in which you’re playing the guitar. It doesn’t really matter if you can play the guitar you just have to give them the impression you can. That’s all that matters and 50 percent of my friends on my list do that. Because if you actually saw them playing the guitar you would rip your ears out.
(I have a lot of pictures but can’t share due to security concerns of my own safety. :p)