When something irritates me, I start hating on that thing that irritates me. Some people say it because I envy that thing but no that’s not the case. I hate it because it genuinely fudging irriates me. Uzair Jaswal is one of those things.
For those who do not know who Uzair Jaswal is please proceed to watch the following two videos as he kills pretty awesome songs by Kings of Leon.
And if your ears somehow manage to survive the molestation they have just received listen to this
If you are not slightly deaf and blind (the video had weird colors) by watching these two videos you are a Justin Beiber fan.
Because Uzair Jaswal and Justin Beiber aren’t really that different in my opinion. Both suck at singing. Both have a certain female following who love the two and both have really faggish hair.
The only difference between these two is that maybe just maybe Uzair Jaswal has reached puberty. But I can’t really be too sure about that because I haven’t really checked.. The point of this post is that Uzair Jaswal pisses me off. I’ve attened one of his concerts and it was one of the worst headaches of my life. Some of the songs he does in Urdu are fine but why the HELL does he have to go on and kill all the classics.. He did a cover of Summer of 69 and after listening to him I have never looked back at that song in the same way I used to..
Dear Uzair do what you’re good at doing wooing desperate girls with your faggish hair. And also why the hell do you have to hold your stomach and make that constipated look whenever you’re about to hit a high note. It looks desperate and it kinda looks like you’re trying to reach your full vocal range which you don’t really possess.
Oh and sorry for the one month break. Been busy and stuff and had other things on my mind. Do not expect another post anytime soon..