So you go to a place where their specialty is french fries with a bunch of Untd fans and the Untd fans I go with look like a good bunch. Not as stupid as the rest of them and not as ugly as the rest of them either. And they want to order. Now I don’t consider this as a huge issue so I’m thinking “Yea sure order, how badly could you possibly f*ck up in a hotel that serves french fries as a specialty?” and
I say ” Yea order you’ve been here a lot..”
The Untd fan that’s slightly uglier than the other untd fan: LOLZZZZ sUrE i OrDer I aLwAyzzz oRdeR gud fOoD yo! (In my head that’s how all United fans talk and their also chinese in my head)
Me: Ah yea.
So I wait for my food and 5 mins later the prick brings me a plate of Hot Wings. Obviously I’m slightly pissed but still I believe in his ability to order food and go ahead and eat the wings. Surprise Surprise they turn out to be shit.
So I tell him ” These wings are horrible why didn’t you order me french fries”
The other ugly untd fan goes” LOLZZ WOT? I aLwaYs orDer fReNcH fRiEs I tHoT u wUd wNt sMetHng dFrNt”
Me: Ok fine but why the f*ck do you two have french fries?
Ugly Untd fan: LULZ cOz wE lYk thm.
At this point I just feel sorry for my self that these two are my great friends and just decide to eat the f*cking wings and get on with my life.
*Note- It took me a really long to write the Untd part. And some of the things that came out of their mouth might not be factual. But it’s what I heard so it has to be true because I’m awesome.
That’s basically it the World Cup is starting/has started today. Please to All the Pakistanis out their Support your Country. We are the Defending Champions and We have Sania Mirza so we win!.
Comment of the day goes to W’leed. (He’s also a United fan and his name actually has an apostrophe. True Story.)
*Aware of the reality* – *keeps his mouth shut* – *searches for past texts* xD
Later people. Keep the love coming.